copyranter
On EXTREME copywriting.
I took eight EXTREME 5Gum ads, and wrote more EXTREME headlines for them.
The peacock’s name is Henry.
Video.

The peacock’s name is Henry.

Video.

There’s something dead and rotting on your face. Maybe scape it off and re-take pic?
Maybe you should learn how to spell, you fucking dipshit.
Hey Tumblr ad creatives/social media dipshits:
I post many ads with short reviews on Twitter. Follow me there if you want to learn yourself something: https://twitter.com/copyranter

Hey Tumblr ad creatives/social media dipshits:

I post many ads with short reviews on Twitter. Follow me there if you want to learn yourself something: https://twitter.com/copyranter

BREAKDOWN!
Why David Fincher’s new Gap ads are fucking terrible.
According to Advertising, the 1950s Woman Wanted to Fuck her Appliances. New post on copyranter.

According to Advertising, the 1950s Woman Wanted to Fuck her Appliances. New post on copyranter.

I charge $1/minute.

I charge $1/minute.

Cat can’t deal with two bananas.

Cat can’t deal with two bananas.

Feline boxing training.

Feline boxing training.

sin equals opposite over hypot—NOM NOM NOM…

sin equals opposite over hypot—NOM NOM NOM…